Damara Romaji

Talking to Damara as Meenah

> Talk to Damara.

MEENAH: sooooo MEENAH: megido MEENAH: here we are again MEENAH: i guess DAMARA: MEENAH: please tell me this reunion is as awkward for you as it is for me DAMARA: MEENAH: not gonna say nofin huh MEENAH: just going to stand there and leave me wrigglin on the hook during this frosty silence MEENAH: come on you nutty bitch at least do SOM-EFIN to break the ice DAMARA: MEENAH: T)(ANK you MEENAH: hey you didnt by any chance kidnap nitrams lusus did you MEENAH: or steal all his dorky fiduspawn loot MEENAH: i thought we were past this MEENAH: dont tell me youre still tormenting the guy even after eternity DAMARA: anata no duaru fōku o toru. ni kai jibun jishin o fakku. MEENAH: do what to myself twice with my double W)(AT exactly?? MEENAH: cod damn your weird accent is thick as ever DAMARA: anata ni seiteki kaikan o ataeru tame ni jūbunna atsu sa de hana DAMARA: anata wa anata no kotoba de watashi o taikutsu tsuzukeru nodarō ka? mataha. anata wa watashi no fuku o nugu nodarō ka? DAMARA: watashi wa anata no ha no ma ni watashi no chikubi o kanjiru yō ni shitai. MEENAH: wha MEENAH: did you just tell me to bite something or MEENAH: screw it i give up MEENAH: language barrier be a fuckin motherglubber DAMARA:

> Ask Damara to join.

MEENAH: hey so guess what! im building an army to kill lord ahahahaha MEENAH: S)(-ELL O)( S)(-ELL MEENAH: like you could give a fuck about saving reality and or wouldnt just be a huge backstabbin liability out there DAMARA: jūbun ni kōhei. MEENAH: but just for shits an cuttles uh MEENAH: been sorta wondering MEENAH: back when we like MEENAH: kind of ruined each others shit MEENAH: because of that whole cycle of revenge deal MEENAH: and i ended up dyin and god tiering and all MEENAH: remember that DAMARA: watashi ga oboeteiru DAMARA: tokidoki watashi wa, sono memori ni jī kōi. MEENAH: aight not sure i followed that but ill assume it was more weird skanky sass MEENAH: but what i want to know is MEENAH: after the fight MEENAH: did i hurt you bad enough that you maybe MEENAH: crawled off and died somewhere MEENAH: like in a quest cocoon DAMARA: ... MEENAH: were you maybe all bloodied up from all those forkins MEENAH: and then maybe along comes a friend with a maddening inability to hold a grudge against you for the ways you fucked him over MEENAH: maybe trotting along in his new robo horse body and swooped your bloody torso up on his back MEENAH: galloped off to your cocoon and draped you on the slab while probly not havin the nerve to finish you off MEENAH: this ringin any bells DAMARA: seikō anata wa nani o hanashiteiru? hakuchi mesuken. MEENAH: IM AXING IF YOU AR-E A GOD TI-ER YOU INSCRUTABL-E FIS)(WIF-E MEENAH: holy mackerel gettin info outta yous like prying a pearl from a slutty murderous clam DAMARA: hamaguri wa, shinju o seisei shimasen. anata wa umi no nani mo shiranai. MEENAH: yeah i know clams dont make pearls!!! look i just misspoke it was a hasty burn ok MEENAH: dont be calling out my authority on the ocean dmeg you know i got all watery junk on LOCK MEENAH: who you think you tryin to rile up with that amateur noise DAMARA: anata wa hijō ni okotteiru yō ni mieru. seikō o chiruauto. no wa otagai ni furetemimashō. watashi to issho ni tōseki nyūshu shitekudasai. MEENAH: omg i cant understand you MEENAH: chill out and do W)(AT with you... MEENAH: going to ask again as simple as i can MEENAH: M-EGIDO AR-E YOU A MAGIC IMMORTAL TIM-E FAIRYWITC)( WIT)( S-ECR-ET BUTT-ERFLY WINGS: Y-ES OR NO DAMARA: seikaku ni dono kurai no. anata wa shiritaidesu ka? mizu no bicchi. MEENAH: damara MEENAH: if horrible conversations was a video game you would truly be last boss MEENAH: now where the fucks aranea and her lil windbag stand lets just get this jam over with already

> Be Damara.

DAMARA: anata wa watashi ni naritaidesu ka? DAMARA: anata wa watashi ni wa dekimasen. anata wa watashi o rikai dekinai bāi. DAMARA: sarani. anata wa watashi ni wa dekimasen. anata wa watashi o seikō suru koto ga dekinai bāi. MEENAH: ummm yeah no idea what you said MEENAH: guess someone who speaks your gibberish needs to ask

Talking to Damara as Horuss

> Talk to Damara.

HORUSS: 8=D < Oh, hello Damara. I heard you were having a mechanical issue with your chest over here. Mind if I take a 100k? DAMARA: anata wa watashi no mune o itsu demo hyōji suru koto ga dekimasu. HORUSS: 8=D < I... think you said yes? Sorry, I really struggle with your coarse lowb100d accent. DAMARA: watashi no oppai no ue ni miruku o sosoidekudasai. HORUSS: 8=D < I didn't quite understand that either. Something about milk? Served to you in a particular way? HORUSS: 8=D < Yes, if you would like some milk, I can bring you some later. I'll just need to equip my steam powered deSTRENGTHening gloves so that I may hand you the glass without shattering it. DAMARA: nai. tebukuro o chakuyō shinaidekudasai. watashi wa sore ga rafu sukidesu. watashi no karada o oshitsubusu. uma otoko. HORUSS: 8=D < I really need to finish my universal translation device so we can have a more coherent conversation. It's just so difficult to get the circuitry to function correctly when one insists on relying on steam power. DAMARA: anata wa, yūrei no yōna watashi no seiki ga seiteki kuraimakkusu o motteiru koto o kakunin shitekudasai. anata no maboroshi no uma no penisu de sore o okonau hitsuyō ga arimasu. HORUSS: 8=D < You want me to bring your what to what e%actly with my what? DAMARA: watashi no hadaka no soko ni anata no asemamire no kao o kosuru. HORUSS: 8=D < Hmm. I... HORUSS: 8=D < Sure? DAMARA: watashi wa anata no ajia no joshikōseidesu. zutazuta ni watashi no fuku o herasu koto ga dekimasu. anata wa watashi o yorokobaseru hitsuyō ga arimasu. anata no hōn o shiyō shitekudasai. HORUSS: 8=D < Do what with your schoolgirl uniform? HORUSS: 8=D < I wouldn't want to do anything to ruin it. It's quite nice. HORUSS: 8=D < But perhaps I could craft a robotic avatar for you, emulating your fashion choices. Actually, if I did that, I could install more sensible speech algorithms, so that I could understand you for a change. DAMARA: shizuka ni shiteimasu. damatte watashi o fakku. HORUSS: 8=D < Um. *Cough.* DAMARA: watashi no tainai ni hairu. mataha. watashi wa anata o hakai surudarō. HORUSS: 8=D < Damara, forgive me if I'm leaping to conclusions, but has the nature of your cryptic remarks been leaning... well... HORUSS: 8=D < A little b100? DAMARA:

> Be Damara.

DAMARA: anata wa watashi ni naritaidesu ka? DAMARA: anata wa watashi ni wa dekimasen. anata wa watashi o rikai dekinai bāi. DAMARA: sarani. anata wa watashi ni wa dekimasen. anata wa watashi o seikō suru koto ga dekinai bāi. HORUSS: 8=D < Come again? HORUSS: 8=D < I suppose Rufioh should ask. He's always been the only one who can parse your vulgar, peasant tongue.

Talking to Damara as Rufioh

> Talk to Damara.

RUFIOH: hey doll... don't suppose you had anyth1ng to do w1th the recent d1sappearance of my lusus, d1d you? DAMARA: mochiron sonna koto hanai. anata no kokuhatsu wa gongodōdan. RUFIOH: yeah... sure... l1ke 1 bel1eve that! RUFIOH: l1ke 1'm not so on to your tr1cks by now... DAMARA: damare. sō. anata wa mada kare to wakareta nodesu ka? RUFIOH: no... not yet... RUFIOH: 1 tr1ed... but 1 just couldn't do 1t... 1t's hard, you know? DAMARA: anata wa, dōiu imidesu ka. sore wa koibito ga anata o uragitta toki ni kanjiru? hai, watashi wa shitteiru. RUFIOH: d*mn... so cold, g1rl. why can't you let the past go? RUFIOH: anyway... once 1 actually do get up the nerve to break 1t to h1m... don't be th1nk1ng th1s 1s your b1g chance w1th me! RUFIOH: 1t's over between us for good... k1nda for obv1ous reasons... so just fr1ends, you d1g? DAMARA: migi. wareware ga hyōji saremasu. RUFIOH: haha... yeah, 1 f1gured you'd be l1ke that. RUFIOH: anyway, meenah k1nd of needs to keep go1ng through th1s bubble... 1 know you l1ke to make sh*t d1ff1cult for everyone all the t1me, but... RUFIOH: you th1nk you could get r1d of that b1g *ss 1ceberg th1ng you dropped there? DAMARA: īe kuso hōhō. RUFIOH: aw, come on... do 1t for me, damara? DAMARA: bakkin. shikashi, anata wa watashi ni kari ga aru. seitekina settai. RUFIOH: hahahaha... wow... alr1ght uh... maybe? just go...

Being Damara

> Talk to Rufioh.

RUFIOH: gotta be honest damara... 1 been feel1ng pretty bad... DAMARA: nazedesu ka? RUFIOH: um... you can keep a secret, r1ght? DAMARA: hai, mochiron. watashi wa anata no tomodachidesu. RUFIOH: yeah... RUFIOH: 1t's horuss... and you know... been th1nk1ng about break1ng 1t off w1th h1m... DAMARA: nani o kowasu? kare no hōn? RUFIOH: hahaha! naw... that wouldn't do much good... RUFIOH: 1 mean... 1 feel l1ke a chump for even th1nk1ng about 1t... he's been so cool... RUFIOH: but d*mn! etern1ty 1s a long f***1ng t1me!!! 1 dunno 1f a relat1onsh1p should really last that long... DAMARA: anata no sekkusu raifu wa dōdesu ka? RUFIOH: whoa, uh... k1nda personal quest1on? anyway that's not 1t... RUFIOH: 1 feel gu1lty for say1ng so... 1'm just not 1nto 1t... so many repet1t1ve dates over the m1llen1a... so much l1ke... talk1ng about l1vestock and b1g muscular an1mals and... 1 dunno. those aren't really my 1nterests... RUFIOH: maybe we were never that compat1ble and 1 just never had the guts to say so? DAMARA: RUFIOH. watashi wa anata ni kono koto o tsugeta. mainichi. eien ni. RUFIOH: 1 know, 1 know... 1 d1dn't l1sten to you... 1 f1gured you were st1ll all mad and jealous!!! DAMARA: watashi wa okotte shitto shita. RUFIOH: r1ght... 1 just don't know what to do. RUFIOH: he's great... but he's so cl1ngy! 1 don't know how he keeps that up after all th1s t1me... dude's got stam1na... 1'm just l1ke... romant1cally exhausted. you get me, doll? DAMARA: hai. ai ga watashi ni wa shindeiru, dareka ga zutto mae ni, shinzō o kaishite watashi o sashita. RUFIOH: heh, touche. RUFIOH: but for real... 1 just don't want to hurt h1s feel1ngs... DAMARA: anata wa watashi ga kare o koroshitaidesu ka? futatabi? RUFIOH: no!!! god, no... don't hurt anyone... let's not go there aga1n! DAMARA: watashi ga kare o yūwaku shitaidesu ka? RUFIOH: er... 1 guess 1f the two of you are l1ke... um. that's really between you and h1m? not sure he would go for that... anyway, 1 don't th1nk that would actually help me... DAMARA: watashi wa kare no tamashī o shōhi suru tame ni akuma o motarasudeshō. RUFIOH: man, no! 1 told you, please don't feed anyone's soul to ANYBODY!!! RUFIOH: you've got to keep crazy talk l1ke that down, damara! RUFIOH: 1f people knew some of the sh*t you sa1d... how you say crazy sh*t l1ke you want to serve h1m... f***! RUFIOH: 1t wouldn't be cool... people would fl1p... RUFIOH: h*ll, d1dn't you hear meenah was try1ng to ra1se an army to k1ll h1m? RUFIOH: 1f she could hear some of the th1ngs you told me... sh*t... 1 can't ever let her f1nd out... RUFIOH: 1f she knew, you'd both start f1ght1ng aga1n... DAMARA: anata wa hitsuzen dake o okuraseru. DAMARA: watashitachi no shūryō jikan ga chikaidesu.

> Talk to Horuss.

DAMARA: kore ijō no gēmu wa arimasen. uma otoko. ima watashi o fakku. HORUSS: 8=D < E%cuse me? DAMARA: HORSEAPONI matagaw watashi o mageru. anata wa watashi ga hādofakku. HORSEY sutairu. HORUSS: 8=D < Oh! I see you've taken an interest in this fine, albeit diminutive steed given to me as a gift earlier. HORUSS: 8=D < Isn't it wonderful? I shall feed it many an apple and it will grow to be STRONG. DAMARA: watashi ni ringo o yashinau. sonogo, watashi no kami o tsukamu. anata wa chanpion no yō ni watashi ni norudarō. HORUSS: 8=D < I don't... do what with your horns? Ride what, now? DAMARA: no baketsu o umeru koto ga dekimasu. sonogo, naiyō ga supurasshu. watashi no karada no ue ni subete no. tsugini hoshikusa no yama ni watashi o nageru. HORUSS: 8=D < You want me to... something about... hay? Hm. DAMARA: watashi wa anata no hōn o sū koto ga dekimasu. dōjini, anata wa watashi no o shiri o hirateuchi. rizumikaru ni sore o okonau. mata. inanaku. HORUSS: 8=D < You would like me to perform... what rhythmic behavior, e%actly? While making which animal noise? DAMARA: watashi no subete no hanpuku o fakku. seiteki ekusutashī o taiken suru watashitachi no subete o hikiokosu. watashitachi wa issei ni mashō. HORUSS: 8=D < Do what with... wait... all of you? Wouldn't that be quite a lot of Damaras, regardless of the activity you are trying to describe? DAMARA: seiketsuna taoru de watashi o tsutsundekudasai. watashi wa nōjō no dōbutsu no yō ni umekigoe o shinakerebanaranai. DAMARA: watashi no ashi no ma ni haradatashi sō ni hana o narasu. watashi wa korosareta kohitsuji no yō ni himei o agerudeshō. DAMARA: watashitachi wa issho ni watashitachi no o shiri o mottemimashō. kyōtsū no ōgazumu ni sanka. subete no owaride wa, watashitachi o torikakondeiru. HORUSS: 8=D < Trying to decode your speech is quite agitating, you know. HORUSS: 8=D < Whenever I talk to you, my system gets a little switchy. HORUSS: 8=D < I begin to faintly channel an ancient soul from Alterniasia, and I come very close to understanding you. But then it vanishes just as quickly, and my host vessel is left with nothing but an overwhelming e%perience of perspiration. HORUSS: 8=D < Not that I would e%pect a lowly rust b100ded singleton like you to understand. DAMARA: motto watashi o teika saseru. watashi wa hotondo soko ni iru. DAMARA: furīku.

> Talk to Meenah.

DAMARA: anata wa jikan no ryōshu ni chōsen shimasu. DAMARA: anata no awarena guntai wa shippai shinakerebanaranai. DAMARA: kare wa anata no yūrei o taberu yō ni naru. kare wa genjitsu sonomono o shōhi surukaradearu. MEENAH: i think... MEENAH: it sounded like... MEENAH: youre tryin to wish me luck in my upcoming battle? MEENAH: hey thanks megido MEENAH: maybe i had you all wrong DAMARA: nai. anata wa sō shinakatta. MEENAH: aw ive probably been a bitch to you for no reason MEENAH: lets forget all that shit ever happened MEENAH: hey how about a hug MEENAH: whoa watch where youre puttin that hand!!! DAMARA: watashi wa nani mo kōkai wa arimasen. MEENAH: apology accepted MEENAH: hey you get around to moving that huge quartz glacier yet MEENAH: kind of in a hurry here

[S][A6I3] MINISTRIFE!!!

DAMARA: kore wa nanidesu ka? haro wīn no ran? DAMARA: dare ka ga watashi ni fureteiru. tsuzukete kudasai.